I've Realized

 -Shawerma sandwiches are way better than plates (arabi style)..the meat soaks up the dressing and the bread isn't dry.

 -There's a clear connection between spring and testosterone;  as soon as the weather warms up, no girl can cross the street without a whistle, a flying kiss, a nasty remark, or all of  the above.

- I'd rather have my children watch western music videos on TV than Arabic ones..they're much more modest.....but in the car,  I'd rather have them listen to Arabic lyrics than English ones...especially rap.

-If  you say something nasty about someone in front of your children, they are BOUND to repeat it in front of the wrong people...and no matter how you try to polish it..it will still sound bad!

-It's much easier for you to pluck your eyebrows in a car going at 120 km an hour than at 60 kms/hour provided you're not driving...if you are ,odds are you might lose more than a couple of hairs...an eye, perhaps?

 -No matter how warm the week before Palm Sunday is, that specific day day will be cold and windy.

w bass!

March 2007